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Blog: Not all of your body dies at the same time from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 16:42:38 +0000

Your eyes are the last to go. You see, your pupils die late.

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Thu, 12 Mar 2026 12:49:00 +0000

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Tue, 10 Mar 2026 10:20:05 +0000

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Sun, 08 Mar 2026 11:01:49 +0000

I don’t like lightning. It’s too flashy.

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Fri, 20 Feb 2026 23:28:20 +0000

TIL protons have mass. I didn’t even know they were catholic.

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Sat, 14 Feb 2026 16:35:56 +0000

Just when you think food cannot make phone calls. Boom! Onion rings.

Blog: Humpty has lost his hat from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Fri, 30 Jan 2026 20:58:17 +0000

The last I heard, Humpty dumped his hat on the wall.

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Fri, 30 Jan 2026 20:56:45 +0000

Q. What’s blue and smells like red paint? A. Blue paint

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Thu, 29 Jan 2026 11:07:37 +0000

Q. What does a sprinter eat before a race? A. Nothing. They fast.

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Thu, 29 Jan 2026 11:01:52 +0000

Q. What do you say if you bump into a unicorn at a party? A. Ouch

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Tue, 27 Jan 2026 09:02:55 +0000

Q. What is red and bad for your teeth? A. A brick

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Mon, 12 Jan 2026 17:33:02 +0000

Blog: What’s it called when you loose 25% of your roof? from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 11:09:02 +0000

Oof.

Blog: I’ve always wanted to convert this lighthouse into a modern home from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 14:53:53 +0000

Unfortunately, the project has been on and off again for years.

Blog: Some dad jokes I found on YouTube from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Sat, 27 Dec 2025 12:43:15 +0000

Blog: Sometimes I sing in the car from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Sat, 27 Dec 2025 11:00:00 +0000

Usually, I only sing when reversing. I’m more of a backup singer.

Blog: Eggs from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Sat, 27 Dec 2025 09:19:41 +0000

Here is an egg joke for Open Mentions that my smart home device just told me: Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes? Because if they do, they crack each other up.

Blog: Why is it getting harder to buy advent calenders? from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Sat, 27 Dec 2025 08:15:24 +0000

Because their days are numbered.

Blog: Hooked? from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Sat, 20 Dec 2025 08:08:42 +0000

Was Captain Hook’s hook from the second-hand shop?

Blog: New laptop from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 15:30:05 +0000

This Christmas, I got a new laptop for my boyfriend. All things considered, that was a pretty good trade.

Blog: Christmas pun hunting from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Sat, 06 Dec 2025 11:00:00 +0000

It’s December, and that means I’m on the hunt for the best and worst Christmas cracker jokes.

Blog: I had to give up my dream of starting an all chicken football team from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 11:09:12 +0000

There were just too many fowls.

Blog: Singing? from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 23:00:04 +0000

Did you know that at any given moment, the urge to sing, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…

Blog: Jokes about German sausage are the wurst from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Sat, 22 Nov 2025 00:38:49 +0000

Blog: Rumors of a food shortage at last year’s spoonerism conference turned out to be a complete lack of pies. from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Sat, 22 Nov 2025 00:37:25 +0000

Blog: Q. Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Sat, 22 Nov 2025 00:32:12 +0000

A. He was a little horse.

Blog: I’m addicted to brake fluid, but it’s okay because I can stop at any time. from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Sat, 22 Nov 2025 00:27:37 +0000

Blog: Witch health from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 11:02:43 +0000

What medicines do witches use on their warts? I don’t know, but it isn’t working.

Blog: We always go to the pub when we leave the church from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Wed, 22 Oct 2025 14:25:44 +0100

It’s a thirst after righteousness

Blog: I’m reading a new book: from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 18:36:43 +0100

How to Clear Leaves from Your Driveway by Ray King

Blog: Can confirm, from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Fri, 10 Oct 2025 14:25:06 +0100

is a photo; not a drawing by a horse or human.

Blog: Hit me with your best chicken jokes from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Sat, 27 Sep 2025 00:18:47 +0100

File this under Jokes And Puns as you give me your best chicken jokes, gags, and puns.

Blog: Dinosaur names from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Sat, 27 Sep 2025 00:02:26 +0100

A dinosaur who inadvisably ate too much vindaloo – that’s a mega-sore-arse. A dinosaur with one eye – that’s a do-you-think-he-saw-us and his dog is a […]

Blog: Toes from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Mon, 08 Sep 2025 20:03:24 +0100

Q. What has five toes and isn’t your foot? A. My foot.

Blog: Did you hear about the women who retired after working all her life at the same post office? from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Sat, 23 Aug 2025 21:22:15 +0100

She asked people to letter be.

Blog: Bananas from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Fri, 15 Aug 2025 23:00:25 +0100

TIL humans eat more bananas than monkeys. That makes sense to me. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Blog: Bookshelf from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Fri, 15 Aug 2025 11:30:58 +0100

The Runaway Son by Wendy Go Tombstoning by Cliff Jumper Many Waterproof Coats In The Graveyard by Max Bygraves Now it’s your turn for book title #Jokes

Blog: Admit it, this song is stuck in your head now… from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Tue, 12 Aug 2025 14:36:20 +0100

Sweet dreams are made of cheese Who am I to dis a brie Travel the world and the feta cheese Everybody’s looking for stilton …

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Tue, 12 Aug 2025 09:47:54 +0100

Blog: Mars with what? from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Mon, 11 Aug 2025 08:35:33 +0100

So, a scientist has proposed we send semi-aquatic mammals as the first wave of colonising and terraforming Mars. That’s otterly ridiculous.

Blog: Why do birds fly south for the winter? from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Sat, 09 Aug 2025 10:17:49 +0100

It’s too far to walk.

Blog: Did you hear about the award winning scarecrow? from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 22:45:11 +0100

He was outstanding in his field.

Blog: Fishing? from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 22:42:11 +0100

I’m okay at fishing but I cod be better.

Blog: elephant from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Wed, 06 Aug 2025 15:34:10 +0100

One morning, I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas, I don’t know.

Blog: Did you know that the Roman empire fell over ten days ago? from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Sun, 03 Aug 2025 13:21:52 +0100

Blog: Robot music: from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Tue, 29 Jul 2025 20:04:13 +0100

Q. What type of music do robots listen to? A. Bebop

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Tue, 29 Jul 2025 16:18:45 +0100

Blog: Sounds Wasps Make from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Thu, 24 Jul 2025 22:11:59 +0100

I bought a vinyl record yesterday called “Sounds Wasps Make”. When I got home and played the record, it didn’t sound anything like wasps. Then I realised I was […]

Blog: My dogs… from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Tue, 22 Jul 2025 11:59:55 +0100

Blog: The UK army does not accept applicants aged six and under from Punning in the group Dad Jokes and Funny Memes

Wed, 16 Jul 2025 17:00:00 +0100